Awww... It'll keep our minds off the grinding poverty and the Cameron /Clegg government giving payouts to their rich friends while taxing the hilt out of the rest of us.
It'll keep the homeless warm and the pensioners won't need to pay extortionate heating bills as Kate and Willy are having a bairn (or at least it wont feel like they are expensive as we coo and smile).
We won't worry that food prices are crippling and the disabled and infirm are being forced into working for free.
It wont matter that the crooks who stole our NHS and are bleeding our young people of a future walk around free with pockets lined. It'll be wrapped in the Christening cloth of the Queen Mum.
And everyone will say THANKS RICH PEOPLE WHO WANT FOR NOTHING FOR BRINGING FORTH ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR KIND WHO WILL GRACE US WITH SMILES AND WAVES WHILE WE SHIVER AND STARVE AND FUTURE GENERATIONS ARE ROBBED OF A FUTURE.